Disclaimer: I will go out of my way to offend you. So stick around for my enjoyment of the pain and hurt I tend to give most people..

ooook with that said... HELLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO

WOW.. been a while since I popped up a new post... been trying to keep up with all my friends postings too but I have only tagged a ferw times been busy and lazy... not just in that order LOL...

Lets see its day shift weekend we just finished.. let me tell you we were busy from the word GO... and you find out who the lazy cops are when a person finishs with 15 calls 6 reports, 3 accidents, 1 arrest (with the paperwork that goes with it)... and then you have a officer come in with 5 calls, 1 report,1accident.... hmmmmmmmm lets see who got ass fucked that day lol.. well it was the whole weekend went just like that.....

I had my radar cert in my previous Dept..(different state).. I have to be recertified in this state.. soooo they schedule me to go to this class.. LOL it gets better lol... now pay attention to this lol...

This one cop has bitched and complained he never gets to go to schools.... sooooooooo they yank me from the class to put Einstien in it...... LOL.. week long school.. come down to the final day test day..... HE FAILED!!!!... So now Officer Dumbass has 30days to retake the test if he FAILS again?? he wasted the time and Depts money to FAIL... LMAO.. How did that work out for them? LMAOOOOO.... hehe hehe... Then he had the balls to get mad when I got selected for bike school.. he tried pulling the race card.. so I calmly said its not because of color it your mental capacity, yours can be used to fill a thimble .... he wasnt happy LOL

SWAT CALL OUT SATURDAY EARLY MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let me tell you there is NO drug that could give me the high I get with the team... damn I love this shit

it was a high risk drug warrant... *SPECIAL NOTE IF YOU LIKE ANIMALS THEN SKIP THIS SECTION!!!! I love animals and its not all bad but I had to do what I had to do...

We do our brief, floor plans postions in the stack, we hit 2 houses at once split the team into 2 teams... I was team 1 second man in the door (im gettin all jacked typing it again LOL).... If any of you know the risk of the stack order you see why I was pumped... so we hit the door BAM!!! guy on the couch sees the first 2 guys in SAWT gear automatic weapons yelling orders at him.... he SCREAMS like a girl and yanks the covers over his head LMAOOOOOOOOO he screeeeeeeeeeeeeched like a 4yr old LOL LOL... the 3rd guy secured him.. we go to the bedroom im first guy now for the bedroom I yell support I get the tap boom through the door (we got intel that they have "A" pitbull) soon as the door opens this mutt (not the pitbull) comes running at me.. I level down on Cujo to take him the fuck out.. then a pregnant woman steps behind the dog in the line of fire so I come off the dog and WHAP!!!! slammed him with my UMP in the chops,,, he yelped and ran and hid... I love animals but if its him or me??? bye bye poochie.. we get everyone in custody, i go back in the room the dog looks at me growls and runs under the bed .. the Mission was like clock work the commander said it took us 8 secs to clear a decent size 2 bedroom apt... felt like it took 5 mins lol

all in all this was a all day sting we rounded up like 40, weapons,money,drugs,cars,household items.. was very lucritive....

I would like to share this with you LOL

On a traffic stop (DWI at 0800 in the morning) 3 white girls one black girl in a eclipse (still dont know how they fit)the driver is hammered sobriety test all that shit FAILED!! used the PBT.. she blew a .12.. place her under arrest... the black girl is the chatter box the whole time, not being a problem at all more annoying then a problem.. she stands up looks at me and says " god damn Officer a dark skinned baby with them light blue Irish eyes mmmmm, my girls would all want you if I had you" LMAOOOOOOOO it was early I DIDNT HAVE MY FUCKIN COFFEE YET!!!!

I didnt have a good come back for it thats what sucked I said "thank you" to bad all woman didnt think like that lol

Other then that my friends was all good... I have to go to the range today get some practice we are going to have to Quailify soon with the SWAT team..... then the gym.. then home to cook and LAUNDRY lol god I need a maid LOL

be safe

 

We fight what you fear

Jackson

 

Hey Jack,

Great story! I would love SWAT. Story from the annals of OUR SWAT team for you:

Same story...high-risk drug warrant with positive on a couple of dogs in the house. It didn't go quite as smoothly as your op did. They had all the people secured, but the dogs ran in from the backyard late through the doggy door. One guy sees them, is turning to get a bead as the two mongrels leap a couch to attack, two quick bursts from the MP5 and all is well again. I'm with you...animals rock, but if it's us or them, save the humans....

havnt seen you about lately, but then I havnt been about much myself..between being sick, surgery and my new lil pal (Moe, my puppy) I been quite out of the scene.Im sure you qualified no problem with the Swat! Hope alls well with you and yours. Love and Light BLU

I felt this Tag fit you as in your line of work you ARE the world to the individual that your saving from the bad guys, or making safe from the crime, you may be one person....but you are the difference in those peoples lives!

I hope this finds you and yours doing well, stop by and check out whats new at the Oasis!Love and Light BLU