
Life And The Job Of An Irish Lawman!
Hope you are well, not the same without you around
Take care.
Hellllllllllllloooooooooo
Disclaimer: I will offend you, so HA HA you big cry baby fag
Ok with that said heeeeeeeeeeeeerreeeeeeeee gooooooooeeeeesssssssss
Midnights on the streets are kinda up in the air... It can be a off the wall night ooooooor a OH MAN I WISH IT WOULD END night... WELL!!!!!! Friday night was a HOLY SHIT what is in the water night... I come on a 1900.. 1st call I mean I get fuel and WHAMO i get a call.. Disturbance at a convient store in the project area soooooooo Happy Jack rolls on up and you know what???? DISPATCHERS need to get OR GIVE more info I was out with 20 -30 head and 6 of them were fighting....Did I mention the P R O J E C T S! ! ! ok then you know I was like a milk spot in a INK bowl..... seems evvvvvveryone didnt want the COP breaking it up or even being there, so when I tell you this the biggest black man I have ever seen walks out of the crowd talkin mad shit.. I was like OH MAN im done this man will pull me in two he had to be 6'6 380 looked like a football player.. so Happy Jack was a instant Jittery Jack.. he walks up all the natives are hooting and whoop there it is shit lol.... He was on a mission and the mission was me lol.. welllllllllll he got just a little to close to me thinking I was not going to react LOL well the sweet sound on ASP on skull got all the wannabe tough guys attention LOL then he landed on his knees holding his head blood is leaking from the gash.. the ass wrinkle and I got the bright idea of spraaaaaying him LOL wel i did and it was awesome not only was his face burning but that gash in his coconut?? LMAo well that was on fire too LOL so I cuffed his ass... what I didnt know is the Black Lynch mob had moved towards me.. So my Partner (Glock 21) and I convinced everyone to stay back LOL the sirens in the distance could not have sounded better LOL..... We got into the booking room.. mind you im not a big man 5'10 im almost 200 lbs now lol took him out of cuffs and well he sized me up already and thought he would be able to take me (mind you my weapon is secure in a lock box) so he shoves me AWAY from him into a wall and then walks at me like a fucking loose rabid bull.... welllllllll did you know that when your kick in the knee and it is hit juuuuuuust right it takes the attitude and the fight out of a man?? LMAO that was the end of that part of the night... Later on we go to the Park and punch (a bar on the weekend) the are fighting in the bar (not my favorite but its dark) lol we walk in I swear it was like WWF... SO me being the one who didnt want to fight the whole bar tried something I was told when I first got into Police work LOL this onyl works with a AC unit (ok its all ive tried it on) I sprayed my NEW can of OC into the AC window unit... and waited.. LOL then 1 by 1 they came out coughing and sneezing E V E R Y O N E lol owner included.. he says to us damn someone must have sprayed pepper spray in the fuckin bar damn drunks LOL
there was a few more oh yeah this one is awesome
I pull a guy over for speeding I ask him.. " sir? do you know how fast you were going?" he says "55" I said "sir, you passed me much faster then that" He says ok then how fast was I going" I said "80-85 in a 55".. he says " I was doing 70 no way I was close to 80" sooooooooooo I wrote him for 70 in a 55 LOL he told me he was speeding......
My social life is looking a lil better.. I have a younger girl which i had mentioned before I am talking to seems she has had problems in her relationship for years now and is getting fed up.. So im the ear to bend which is cool she a nice girl.... I had a few dates went on one I told this girl pleae dont tell anyone Im a cop she was like OK OK i wont.. whats the first thing the dumbass does with her friends??? Hi this is Jack hes a cop... I was like WTF is in your head besides dence air... The girl goes your a cop?? I said yep, whats the first thing she says??? (mother fucker I get all the idiots) Do all cops eat donuts if so youll be a fat cop soon... now let me explain her.. 5'5 maybe 26 years old 200lbs eatinf Burger King at her desk.. so me being the hateful one at the time says.. Well I could be a fat cop if you would stop eating for 5 secs and let me get some food.... she looks at me with her eyes watering and say that was mean.. IM LIKE WTF is this the fucking twlight zone??? I said MEAN??? listen you are a angry fat chick with no friends and well ketchup on that white shirt of yours, being mean to other people hasnt helped you in the past I can see cause well only fat woman sit at the desk to eat unless they are working and well you cant see your toes mind you that damn work on your desk... the next time you try to insult someone you better have enough comebacks that you dont get yourself verbally assaulted in front of a whole office.. I think I said it all in 1 breath too LMAOOOOOOOO..
Had 2 days of SWAT training.. was awesome i have SIM scars LOL we shot people and got shot, assaulted many structures and had snipers in place, used our peacekeeper (armored vehicle) was a good 2 days.. thats it 2 more days of midnights the back to days on Monday...
Be safe...
We fight what you fear
Jack
Lmao...I feel larger just reading this Jack...I ate donuts the other night, I had a craving dammit!
about once a year I will eat donuts, not a big thing for me....lol. was put off by the ones at work the inmates make them. No fucking way.....lol. some of the cops eat the donuts the inmates bring to them with their name written on the box......how stupid sorry no aids special sauce for me......lol